I told you it would snow!

http://www.minibite.com/christmas/hippo.htm

I am not a squeeze toy

The reason that I DO know someone out there will get me:
Would you say I am funny ha ha or funny sarcastic? funny in the querckyness that only our group of friends have, its both ha ha and sarcastic

I'm soo savin EVERY penny now baby!!

That's my baby!

I forgot that I had put her on there....

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It better snow or bring back summer

Why am I so darned cold? I just spent 6 years in -45 temps and now 7* is cold?! I'll never make it. I am trying to assist my body in preparation for coming winter activities because I have the feeling it's going to be eventful.
One small warning though: Junior on the mountain. I forgot about it but I'm looking forward to it if there's a reunion, and let it be a warning to all of you (ladies?) out there.

Todays munchie: Welch's Fruit Snacks

Todays song: Barry White, My First, My Last, My Everything
I'm feelin the funk

No, I said 'YOUR sister rocks'

My dog is apparently allergic to air and is scratching because she has the god-given ability to do so whenever she pleases.
Ahh, sarcasm, where would I be without it?
No answers as to what is wrong with Lucy but I'm working on my own theories.
There are so many things I should be doing with my time but I just don't seem to find the interest or motivation to do any of them. I am however looking forward to snowboarding even though I know it's going to be just like reliving my 'learning to drive adventures with dad'.
Brotherly love will only get you so far, then it's all out war.

I guess I didn't really have anything of interest to say today.

New addiction: Bite Size Trail Mix Cookies WHILE playing Aloha Solitaire :)

Today's Song: Keith Urban, You'll think of me

In my box....

SCORPIO>October 24 - November 22

Ruling Planet: PLUTO. The Roman God of the dead, beginnings and endings.
Which basically means that Scorpios add novel differences to any relationship.
Scorpios are very possessive. They will tense up if you even LOOK at
another hottie across the room. But they can be relied on to always be
there for you if you need them. You may never really know what your
Scorpio is thinking though, because to them, Knowledge is power and
they are very good at putting on a straight face to cover up any
emotion they are feeling. Scorpios love sex. The dirtier, the better.
Get them excited by revealing your filthiest fantasy and offering to act it out.

FAVE POSITION: Anything, as long as it involves dominating your ass.

BEST SEX TOY: Ben Wah Balls for the girls, and a Riding Crop for the boys

SCORPIO MALE IN BED His sexuality is so strong, it will make you dizzy!! If you are lucky enough to be with a Scorpio boy, you will always be satisfied!! There's a rumor that the Scorpio man is the most skilled in bed. It's as true as a black man has a giant wang!!! Most are pretty good!! The only thing you don't wanna do is piss him off. Every little thing you do that he doesn't like, he will file away in his little mental rolodex. Piss him off one too many times, and he will wreak his revenge!!!

SCORPIO FEMALE IN BED She may look like a quiet, shy girl, but in bed she is NOT! She is a wildly passionate woman, who is DYNAMO is the bedroom. Just don't piss her off either, coz she can be more revengeful than a Scorpio man, and she has no problem causing a scene! Don't talk about other women, or play hard to get, because she will get you back, and it's a game of one-upmanship you will never win.

THE BEST WAY TO TURN ON SCORPIO Since this is one of the horniest signs, it makes sense that their moan zone is between their legs! Then again, their big head (or their mind)is just as easy to turn on. Talking dirty and teasing your Scorpio will get them ready and randy in a flash!! Without getting too graphic, the magic words for today are RUB, RUB, RUB.

It's a Fred

How is everyone today?
I am thankful for a day off from work, even if it does involve going to the vet. (more on that later)
For all intents and purposes I guess my 'drama' with The Lesbian is suppose to be over. We did in fact go to Harrison for the 2 day mini-vacay and it did in fact suck major ass. But we all survived and I have learned that the next time someone says "Hey, do you wanna come for the ladies' holiday? It's only a couple of days or something" to shout loudly for all to hear-"Fuck No!"
The fabulous part of it all was once we returned and she cornered me in the far corner of the house and asked me if I was at all interested in her or what the deal was with all that.
I miss the days when work problems were that I had to stay until 9 and everyone wanted to go to the bar at 8:30.
Back to the vet topic. I do in fact have to take my little girl as I am positive she has allergies. She's loosing hair!! I know, you wanna giggle and it does look almost silly but I feel absolutely horrible about this and have been franticly trying to eliminate the possible causes. Hopefully we can get a better grip on it today because every time she scratches I cringe and I'm starting to have sympathy itichiness for her and I can't have my 'Little Fawn' going bald cause the guys need their mascot for the Grey Cup.
I was going to tell you all about something else but damned if I can remember what it is.
Here's my tip-du-jour: Feelin stressed? Download Aloha Solitaire. (I'm addicted)

Today: James Blunt-You're Beautiful

$1,000 to be me for 2 days

Yes folks, you read that right. I'm offering you (or anyone you know) the chance to earn $1,000 by simply pretending to be me for 2 days. I don't care if we look alike, I don't care if you sound like me, if you make the same clever jokes, have the same winning personality.....sorry off topic. I leave for Harrison tomorrow morning with 'The Lesbian' and although this hadn't been bothering me over the last week since we seem to have come to a silent mutual agreement to never mention any of the things that have occurred, I have been having some nasty-assed dreams. I am seriously not looking forward to this trip. So here's my thinking-I'll pay someone else to go. It really won't be that hard, there are only 2 ladies and you will be traveling with medication if you need it. (oops, did I say that out loud? we don't do that!)

Ugh....never mind. I'll go but I won't like it. Or maybe I will, but I'm still looking for a new job!

Deep Meditations

You are Sally!

Which Peanuts Character are You?
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People who talk all the time

don't they get tired of the constant noise? and that annoying feeling of smoke blowing out their ass?

Today's episode comes in 2 parts

I didn't think it was possible, but I have got a photo cursed dog. It doesn't matter what camera I try and use, or how long I spend trying to get just one picture, something goes wrong. I have been reduced to waiting until she asleep on my lap and using the webcam to snap a couple of not-so-good ones. This is going to have to be reorganized and I'm gonna require another pair of hands. Hmmmm, strategic dog picture taking.

Secondly, as some of you are aware I am dealing with an odd little situation with 'The Lesbian' as I will refer to her from here on. Today it took a deep plunge into downright freaky. The big bouquet of flowers from yesterday did in fact come from her and today when I did not go into work I got a completely frantic voicemail from her. I'm honestly more than a little worried and my thoughts of a new job are no longer on the back burner, they have been kicked into overdrive.