Nanny Needed

Now here's the thing; apparently it is unsafe to allow my father to be alone for any length of time. Through trial and error, it has been proven that my mom, brother and myself are all able to manage - dad, not so much. This was revealed me to when he arrives home 1/2 hour after me yesterday, arms full of bags, a giant grin on his face and announces "I went shopping...at The Brick" My poor mother can't even go away for a weekend anymore.....if someone had just told me he can't be left alone because he bores easily it all would have gone smoothly.
Sorry mom....do I get any of it?